Walking down the local high street today, I happened to encounter upon this huge BMW 4x4 conveniently parked on the pavement. Clearly, he didn't feel as though there was enough space on the road.Which is fair enough. I mean, with a car that big, why should the driver use the road at all? No doubt he's more used to deep, treacherous ravines, rocky mountain terrain, miles of waterlogged stretches of paddy fields and awe-inspiringly steep hills for those 4x4 gears to be put to real work.
Oh sorry, no he's not. He's driving in Wembley.
5 comments:
Come on, give him some credit: he probably drove through a few large puddles on the way to the supermarket. That in itself will have exercised his 4 x 4 to the extreme I'm sure.
Oh indeed. Those water pools must have taken a lot of careful manouvering and skill to overcome in his all terrain tank.
Obviously the driver was tyred!
Obviously the driver was tyred!
The fact that you had to leave that awful pun twice really doesn't make it any better, idiosyncratic man...
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